chapter iv — the polite interruption
Prod us
gently.
We answer email like civilised adults: thoughtfully, once, without a ticketing system. No chatbots. No "we've received your enquiry." A real person replies. Usually by Thursday. Occasionally by Tuesday.
or fill this in, if you must
Your message,
Your message,
our inbox.
This form emails us directly. We don't store it anywhere else. We don't have a CRM. We don't have drip campaigns. We do have a pretty good memory.
nothing urgent?
Then enjoy the apps.
Better than waiting on an email reply we both pretend is imminent.